December 2009
41 posts
the best way to spend a 23rd birthday
so i decided that with my old age, an appropriate celebration was necessary. home-made pad thai, broccoli salad and carrot cake were one the menu followed by a good hour long review of childhood move videos (nudity and potty training included) and another 2 hours of a complicated and new ‘fangled’ board game round.
highlights of the night
1. my father was obsessed with tripods. we...
EPIC...the rear end pile driver 3/4 down the page... →
i should keep this photo stock on my camera at all... →
“Today, I was scolding my cat for scratching the door frame. In the midst of the...”
– MLIA
“(843): I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a...”
– textsfromlastnight.com
what day is it?
so as everyone has experienced, days seemed to meld during exam period, leaving students feelings disoriented and discombobulated when finished. it’s 12:01 and i just received a text says ‘happy birthday’ from some random number. i actually had to stop and think quickly whether or not i was that unaware and aloof, but came to realize that, alas, it’s not my birthday for...
Well my grandpa had a wind-up radio, but i'm not... →
this song was on repeat and will now remind me...
“(516): i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to “the situation” so...”
– textsfromlastnight
and then i would die. seriously, how do you fuck... →
glad to see my favorite band (and even one of my... →
focusing on the positive
three things i like right now
1. the fact that my parents wanted to make sure they didn’t give me my graduation present too close to my birthday (i graduated in june and my birthday is in december)
2. my anatomy professor (who i have always said looks like santa) came into the exam in a santa hat and the usual suspenders, screaming ‘ho, ho, ho’. he then proceed to use my cell...
cranial nerve mnemonics (oh so creative)
oh- olfactory (some)
oh- optic (say)
oh- oculomotor (money)
to- trochlear (matters)
touch- trigmenial (but)
a- abducens (my)
female- facial (brother)
vagina- vestibulochoclear (says)
gives- glossopharengeal (big)
virgins- vagus (boobs)
amazing- accessory (matter)
happiness- hypoglossal (more)
“Today, I was working at my store and a customer was frantically searching for...”
– MLIA
i told you...blame it all on the ripped marsupials →
evolution: definitely a lot more scary looking... →
i don't know about you but i have loved clue for... →
didn't realize they still used ketamine! think... →
Corsica... another life goal! →
